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- 4 Men Caught Smuggling Hundreds Of Antsby The Onion Staff on April 18, 2025 at 5:56 pm
Four ant smugglers pleaded guilty after being caught by the Kenyan Wildlife Service attempting to sneak hundreds of giant African harvester ants out of the country, which are valued by some exotic animal dealers at over $200 each. What do you think? The post 4 Men Caught Smuggling Hundreds Of Ants appeared first on The Onion.
- Pros And Cons Of Bringing Back Extinct Speciesby The Onion Staff on April 18, 2025 at 5:30 pm
Colossal Biosciences claims it has brought back the dire wolf, a species that went extinct thousands of years ago, by editing the genes of gray wolves. The Onion examines the pros and cons of resurrecting extinct species. PRO: No other problems for science to tackle right now CON: Some of them are bugs PRO: New The post Pros And Cons Of Bringing Back Extinct Species appeared first on The Onion.
- Trump: ‘The Only Gun Guy To Stop Bad Gun With Good Guy’by The Onion Staff on April 18, 2025 at 5:29 pm
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- Scientists Identify Most Bitter-Tasting Substanceby The Onion Staff on April 18, 2025 at 4:18 pm
Food scientists discovered that Postia stiptica, a type of mushroom found in the U.K. and Ireland, contains a chemical identified as the most bitter-tasting substance ever found. What do you think? The post Scientists Identify Most Bitter-Tasting Substance appeared first on The Onion.
- Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Deathby The Onion Staff on April 18, 2025 at 3:42 pm
SANTA FE, NM—Appearing visibly giddy as they released to the public a new barrage of information about the deceased couple’s living conditions, personal lives, and private health issues, local authorities announced Friday that even they were not sure why they kept sharing details of Gene Hackman and his wife Betsy Arakawa’s deaths. “We have no The post Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Death appeared first on The Onion.
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- Van Hollen Denies Drinking Margaritas with Alleged MS-13, Illegal Migrant: Didn't Touch 'The Drinks'by Elizabeth Weibel on April 19, 2025 at 3:55 am
Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) denied drinking margaritas during his visit with an accused MS-13 gang member and illegal alien who was deported to El Salvador. The post Van Hollen Denies Drinking Margaritas with Alleged MS-13, Illegal Migrant: Didn’t Touch ‘The Drinks’ appeared first on Breitbart.
- David Hogg: The Time for James Carville's 'Timid' Politics Is Overby Pam Key on April 19, 2025 at 2:55 am
Democratic National Committee Vice Chair David Hogg said Friday on CNN's "The Lead" that Democratic strategist James Carville believed in "timid" politics. The post David Hogg: The Time for James Carville’s ‘Timid’ Politics Is Over appeared first on Breitbart.
- Rep. James Comer Slams Democrats for Wanting Taxpayer-Funded Trip to See Deported Illegal Alien: 'Spend Your Own Money'by Elizabeth Weibel on April 19, 2025 at 2:54 am
House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-KY) criticized Democrats for wanting the Committee to "approve," from its budget, official travel to El Salvador to visit an accused MS-13 gang member and deported illegal alien. The post Rep. James Comer Slams Democrats for Wanting Taxpayer-Funded Trip to See Deported Illegal Alien: ‘Spend Your Own Money’ appeared first on Breitbart.
- Judge Blocks Trump Administration from Deporting to 3rd Countries Without Due Processby Paul Bois on April 19, 2025 at 2:26 am
A federal judge blocked the Trump administration from deporting illegal migrants to their non-origin country without due process. The post Judge Blocks Trump Administration from Deporting to 3rd Countries Without Due Process appeared first on Breitbart.
- Peter Schweizer Explains Why Reagan Would Approve of Trump’s Tariff Strategyby Breitbart TV on April 19, 2025 at 2:19 am
On Friday’s “Alex Marlow Show,” Breitbart News Senior Contributor and Government Accountability Institute President Peter Schweizer discussed tariffs. Schweizer said, “China is now the one that is isolated. So, I think the approach has been very, very good. It’s a grand The post Peter Schweizer Explains Why Reagan Would Approve of Trump’s Tariff Strategy appeared first on Breitbart.
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